“When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice
every morning, even after I told them
I didn’t like it. So, I had to get even.
One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube.
The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’
I took the tube from her and said,
‘Let me run it through again,’ and drank it.
The nurse fainted.”
As my eyes can see
Of the never ending sea
In every part of me
Waiting for the rain
The weather man
About the precipitation
That’s all I need
That it’s cloudy with
A chance of rain